[B]Standard members can contact me![/B] [COLOR red]WARNING: To any institutions using this site, or any of its associated sites, for studies or projects: you do NOT have my permission to use ANY of my profile information (including text and/or photographs, videos) in any form, or forum, both currently and/or in the future. If you have already done so, or intend to do so, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy, and the violation will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.[/COLOR] [B]A[/B] little about me... [B]U[/B]sing only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious fire ants. [B]I[/B] play bluegrass cello, and the piano. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding in North Philly. On Wednesdays, (opposite day) I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid on time. [B]O[/B]n weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami, chai tea drinking, and dance floor vertical. [B]Y[/B]ears ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I'm flakier than your Mom's pie crust. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a wok and a toaster oven. [B]I[/B] breed prizewinning clams and piranhas. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. [B]I[/B] have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. ...twice. [B]I[/B] am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls, crushing ice and saving the world via sorcery and such. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. [B]O[/B]ccasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.. but i can barely play the sport. [B]I[/B] once read Paradise Lost, Moby , and The Bible in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. [B]W[/B]hile on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I hate the word "No". Especially when I believe with all of my heart that the answer should be "Yes". [B]I[/B] am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, a ferocious researcher, and a ruthless shopper. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of "we be clubbin" evening wear. I don't perspire... ever. [B]D[/B]id I mention i'm 100% Irish? [I]I'm a 5'11, straight, athletic, medium built, D/D free, discreet, young professional. Work consumes most of my time. With whatever time I have left, I like to travel, go out, and meet new people. I'm interested in meeting open-minded, respectful, sexy ladies or couples. I'm Straight, so no male/male action with husbands/boyfriends. I'd like to hear from real people. No head-games, fakes, or picture collectors.[/I] [B]ATTN: I have lots of other pictures, including my face. Discretion is a MUST for me. Ask & you shall receive![/B]

My Ideal Person I am interested in meeting open-minded women and/or couples that love having a good time without any pressure. Must practice safe, D/D and drama free.